Say What?!?!?!

I've been feeling under the weather all day, but still managed to double over in laughter when I read this. I don't know, maybe I've just been away for too long...

"People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America." —George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006