You gotta check out this blog!

This is too funny! If you have a spare moment please check it out. Its a forum maintained by Russian illustrators/designers. The premise is [imaginary] sponsor -unfriendly advertisements that probably wouldn't make it in the real world...

http://community.livejournal.com/ad_fake/

You can see things like this:

"Everything will be Coca-cola"

By the way, the Carlsbad beer ad (visit website, scroll down) reads: "Brilliant sponsor of the Moscow Gay Parade"